Arnold Returns!!

He's back!! The handsome head of Arnold Schwarzenegger is back in circulation! This wonderful white elephant gift of a real, authentic, one of a kind Arnold death mask, has finally reappeared.

It is a long and twisted tale, but someone has to tell it. Once upon a time Christopher Mark Batstone found this Arnold death mask under questionable circumstances. He brought it to a Wintz family celebration and pawned it off to the family who fought over the item ruthlessly. Grammie coveted it for her garden, and it has exchanged many hands in the past several years.
Suddenly one of the Wintz Christmases was infiltrated by one Mark "sticky fingas" Batstone who carted the head off to his desk and used it to attract college girls to his dormroom. The humungous head was not heard from for many moons, and was almost forgotten among many of the younger generation.
However, at this historic christmas of 2006, it has reappeared, and has been acquired by one Sally Apffel through her skill of manipulating the rules of the Wintz white elephant game. It is once again certain that the head will be gracing celebrations in years to come. This comes as a great relief to those connected to the Wintz family considering the loss of the mounted cat-head-plate, which was a favorite for so many years. This is truly a special, and serendipitous christmas. !Gloria a Sacra mento!(which translated means 'praise sacred memorabilia')